1. Refer to album of cute pictures of animals (note: mostly kittens).
2. Wishlist building via Amazon.
3. Listen to music (see: Therefore I Am, 80’s dance music, etc).
4. Look up recipes that one day you will cook (after you have all that cool stuff from Amazon).
5. Clean all the things!
11. Bears. Pictures and videos of bears.
12. Play Grand Theft Auto. Cause mayhem.
13. Write bad pickup lines. Try and use them on your unsuspecting friends.
14. Read the greatest essay ever written.
15. Go shopping for funny hats.
16. Try to find a new way of getting permabanned from Walmart.
16.5. Find a way to get permabanned from Victoria’s Secret.
17. Sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public. Encourage others to join.
18. Give out Oreos at Chick-fil-A.
18.5. Or McDonald’s.
19. Eat a pear. No, seriously.
20. Add to this list so others can laugh and be cheery.